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Satellites Mating Via Robotic Arm

Posted by Zonk on Sun Apr 08, 2007 09:27 PM
from the that's-one-way-to-do-it dept.
Roland Piquepaille writes "The launch of the Orbital Express mission, with its two satellites ASTRO and NextSat, the first one servicing the other, was widely covered a month ago. But what is happening in space now? In 'Robotic satellite servicer rehearsal underway in orbit,' Spaceflight Now reports about the progress done. A week ago, the two satellites were able to link to each other to operate the first transfer of hydrazine fuel from ASTRO's propellant tanks into NextSat. This weekend, ASTRO's ten-foot-long robotic arm is going to be used to move objects to NextSat. But what does it mean for international satellite operators when they need help with their space birds? Will they use a system designed for U.S.'s DARPA? "
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  • rule 34 (Score:5, Funny)

    by Lehk228 (705449) <ender86187@yahoo.com> on Sunday April 08 2007, @09:29PM (#18659279) Homepage Journal
    does this qualify as rule 34?
    • Re: (Score:3, Funny)

      "does this qualify as rule 34?"

      Space Corp Directive #34 clearly states that no officers are to engage in oral sex while wearing dentures. I'm sorry sir, but I don't see how this applies to the situation.
    • Re: (Score:2, Informative)

      by Anonymous Coward
      For people wondering: Rules of Internet [encycloped...matica.com]
      That has rule 34 written all over.
    • Re: (Score:3, Funny)

      Indeed it does. And YouTube apparently has the video [youtube.com].

      (Safe for work, not really safe to drink during)
  • That's sick! (Score:5, Funny)

    by Xymor (943922) on Sunday April 08 2007, @09:31PM (#18659295)
    I'm gonna post that on 4chan.
  • Robotic Arm? (Score:5, Funny)

    by jlindy (1028748) on Sunday April 08 2007, @09:33PM (#18659309)
    Sounds like their more at the foreplay stage.
  • Internet? (Score:4, Funny)

    by qbwiz (87077) * <.moc.ylimafnamuab. .ta. .nhoj.> on Sunday April 08 2007, @09:39PM (#18659361) Homepage
    But what does it mean for international website operators when they need help to deliver their content? Will they use a system designed for U.S.'s DARPA?
  • The summary is mistaken (Score:5, Funny)

    by MutantHamster (816782) on Sunday April 08 2007, @09:47PM (#18659413) Homepage
    If you do it with your arm it's not technically "mating."
    • Why? (Score:2)

      Octopus would disagree with you. In addition, so would many of the artificial inseminators.

      Heck, there is even a case of a doc getting a BJ from another doc, and it turned out that she saved the sperm on the side and impregnated herself. Later, she was ab
    • Re: (Score:2, Funny)

      by Anonymous Coward
      "I did not have sex with that satellite."
    • Re: (Score:2)

      Maybe it's not an arm.
    • Re: (Score:2, Funny)

      Congratulations! You have just dashed the last hope of many of us here! I hope you're happy!
  • wrong metaphor (Score:3, Insightful)

    by lawpoop (604919) on Sunday April 08 2007, @09:51PM (#18659433) Homepage Journal
    OK, these satellites aren't really mating. Are they exchange some kind of digital DNA or code? Is one going to become pregnant and reproduce?

    I'm all for understanding scientific miracles of progress in mythical or reverential terms at *some* level, but this one doesn't really fly with me. I would describe it more as doctoring or healing.
    • Re: (Score:3, Funny)

      Well, they're not doing much, so they're kind of just fucking with each other. I guess that's why they said "mating".
    • Re: (Score:3, Informative)

      Check out the entry on Dictionary.com [reference.com]. If you look under verb, the entry numbered 15 says:

      15. to connect or link: a telephone system mated to a computerized information service.

      It is a perfectly valid use, and not a metaphor. That said... you can see wh

  • tagged boycottroland (Score:5, Insightful)

    by MustardMan (52102) on Sunday April 08 2007, @10:03PM (#18659513)
    Two roland blogspam articles on the front page at the same time... it would be funny if it wasn't a shitcock earning money he doesn't deserve by whoring other peoples' work.
    • Re: (Score:2, Insightful)

      by Anonymous Coward

      it would be funny if it wasn't a shitcock earning money he doesn't deserve by whoring other peoples' work.

      Much like Slashdot, eh?

  • Satellites Mating Via Robotic Arm

    Does this qualify as a marital aid?

  • by ScentCone (795499) on Sunday April 08 2007, @11:03PM (#18659767)
    But what does it mean for international satellite operators when they need help with their space birds? Will they use a system designed for U.S.'s DARPA?

    I don't know... what does it mean when an Airbus passenger jet needs help with a bad engine? That systems being built by the US to service their own flying hardware should also be set up to fix other countries'/consortiums' hardware? Would something designed by the European space entities/ventures be designed specifically to service both their stuff and everyone else's? Why is this question even being asked in this context? Oh, right... because it's flamebait, and that generates chit-chat, like this.
  • I, for one... (Score:5, Funny)

    by Wilson_6500 (896824) on Sunday April 08 2007, @11:37PM (#18659895)
    ... am not going to make the obvious robot jokes.
  • Why... (Score:3, Insightful)

    by plasmoidia (935911) <berryja@gmail.com> on Monday April 09 2007, @12:23AM (#18660079)
    Why did the submitter have to phrase the title that way?! This is some really cool stuff. Yet as it is, I think I saw about three posts that did not in some way allude to sex.... *sigh* What are you to expect from the Slashdot crowd?

    Automated Rendezvous and Docking is an exciting field right now. Success of the Orbital Express mission is going to be a huge step forward (trying to be optimistic). The linked article looks pretty good. Space.com [space.com] also has a good story on it.
  • I give up (Score:3, Funny)

    by illegalcortex (1007791) on Monday April 09 2007, @01:34AM (#18660321)
    Well, that's it, then. Even orbital satellites are getting more action than I am.