Robots to Crawl Under the City 94
Johan Louwers writes "Robots will crawl tubes in a short while to investigate power cables running in the tubes to make sure they are still undamaged or in need for a repair. The Robotic Cable Inspection System is developed by Alexander Mamishev, an assistant professor of electrical engineering at the University of Washington.
Making use of infrared thermal analysis and acoustic partial discharge analysis, the robot will be checking mile after mile of cable while crawling his way in the tubes."
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Now we know (Score:5, Funny)
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http://www.ee.washington.edu.nyud.net:8090/resear
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Someone has to say it (Score:3, Funny)
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Damn... (Score:4, Funny)
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Identifiers? (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:Identifiers? (Score:4, Funny)
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Considering where the robots will be crawling, I think they're more likely to have a Zune [amazon.com] inspired color scheme.
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Re:Identifiers? (Score:5, Funny)
How about "Don't Panic" in nice, friendly letters?
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How about "Don't Panic" in nice, friendly letters?
With Comic Sans MS as font, naturally.
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Good point. In Philly as late as the 1960's there were portions of the water line that were running through hollowed out tree trunks. Seriously.
I can't see this being of any use in a town like Philly. Read this story about a recent underground explosion [kyw1060.com] and you'll know what I mean.
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Not really that shocking, nor confined to Philly. NYC had wooden piping as late as the early 90s. Possibly even today.
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Who are "you" and why are you hiding behind an Anon. Coward profile? Oh wait, you're a troll. Go back under your bridge, boy. Some of us want to be able to eat without viewing your ugly mug.
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But being able to deal with pretty difficult situations is a problem for robotics, and we like tough robotics problems, so its definitely doable. I'm in the same research la
Re:Will this work in the real world? (Score:4, Interesting)
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True. And that (Boston) probably isn't the worst case. Our u
Horror (Score:4, Funny)
The final scene involves a huge explosion or EMP burst that destroys all the robots but also leaves everyone in the sewer in complete darkness. Cut, print, that's a wrap. Where's my money?
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Next they'll start coming up from the ground in some old people's home and killing everyone
Nah, they won't kill old people, they'll just eat their medicine for fuel. Besides, I've got my life insurance policy from Old Glory Insurance so I feel safe, even though the robots may strike at any time.
Old Glory Insurance. [google.com] For when the metal ones decide to come for you - and they will.
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Robots good at checking pipes (Score:5, Informative)
There is a pretty good SMART PIG display at the Manchester Sci/Tech museum (free) with an actual 80's vintage inspection unit donated by British Gas.
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at least someone's checking them (Score:2)
Well, since they're checking the tubes, maybe they can find the internet that Ted Stevens' staff sent him last Friday. It's all tangled up in there.
Finally! (Score:2, Funny)
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The Cousins of the Sewer Robots (Score:3, Interesting)
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Deus Ex (Score:2)
Robots in Tubes? (Score:2, Funny)
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The submitter must have forgotten to include that bit......
*sigh* (Score:3, Insightful)
Only the beginning (Score:3, Funny)
(Ha! You thought this was going to be another reference to The Matrix/Terminator, didn't you?)
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"Don't worry; it's self guiding. Just shove real hard. When it crunches, you're there."
(and yes I know the movie was dealing with the other end of the human anatomy)
Animals in the sewers (Score:1)
Next thing you know, sewers are crawling with Hunter-Killers.
You can do it at home too (Score:3, Insightful)
http://hallert.net/misc/tankcam/tankcam.html [hallert.net]
There are other crawlspaces out there, get under your houses and make your own robots do your bidding!
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http://www.hackaday.com/2005/03/14/make-an-infrar
What'd be really neat... (Score:4, Insightful)
Autonomous little service droids, keeping everything working - now that's the future.
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Too bad they can't train rats.. (Score:2)
Too bad they can't train rats to do this. They're ubiquitous in cities, they run off readily available biomass fuel, and they automaticly replace themselves when they wear out. Of course, I'm being facetious. Really, it would be nice if the robots could be programmed to kill rats too.
Holy SHite! (Score:2)
This... (Score:2)
equal opportunity! (Score:1)
"checking mile after mile of cable while crawling his way in the tubes."
Why does it have to be a male robot?
Don't anthropomorphize robots--they hate it when you do that.
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You missed the more important part. Does he even *know* that he was volunteered for this task? Or he was simply not at that meeting?
Oddly enough, today's post was brought to you by the captchka 'drills'. Those sentinels!
Ah, the classics... (Score:1)
As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours in order to allow us to clean it. The cleaning process, which eliminates dead email, inactive ftp and www sites, and empty USENET groups, allows for a better working and faster Internet tubes.
This year the cleaning process will take place from 12:01 a.m. GMT on April 1 until 12:01 a.m. GMT on April 2 (the time least likely to interfere with ongoing work). During that 24-hour period, five powerful tube-cleaning ro
Wait a sec.. (Score:1)
They are coming... (Score:1)
and they are hungry
the tube-eating sewer robots!!
That was surprising... (Score:1)
If I Could Write a Book About This..., (Score:1)
Interesting (Score:1)