How Animatronic Clothes Work 97
bethr writes "TechnologyReview.com has an article about the inner-workings of the animatronic clothes featured at a recent Paris runway show. The dresses use computerized motors and monofilament wires to radically transform from one style to another. From the article: 'Zippers closed, cloth gathered, and hemlines rose — all without human assistance.' You can see the finished product in the second half of a video of the show."
wardrobe malfunction? (Score:5, Funny)
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Now THAT is a "wardrobe malfunction"!!!
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(Watched it last Saturday...surprised
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Supermodel dates her engineer (Score:2, Funny)
Oblig. (Score:3, Funny)
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*sniff**sniff*
Do you smell smoke?
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The dress stays on?
KFG
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Sounds like an opportunity (Score:2, Funny)
Animatronic models? (Score:5, Funny)
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*cringe* (Score:2)
The future of clothing? (Score:5, Interesting)
However, I think there will certainly be some really cool tech clothing in the future. For example, Philips has displayed really cool animated LED t-shirts (if you haven't seen the video, check it out here [youtube.com]), that if they could be made washable would probably spread like wildfire through our schools. Integrated music, computers, and even temperature control are possible/probably in the near future.
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but the video is still live
(16 minutes long)
mms://wmp.zonepro.com/swarovski/swarovski_061004_
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The animatronic stuff starts at about the 10 minute mark, and there's full frontal nudity at around the 15:30 mark, in case you're at work.
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Technology review page warns: "nudity"
So - to see humans in their original gestalt is something one has to be warned of.
I wonder who is more wrong here - the one doing the "offending" or the "offended".
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Well, as long as you stay away from Wal-Mart that should work out ok.
KFG
Halloween Show? (Score:1, Informative)
That's a relief. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:That's a relief. (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:That's a relief. (Score:5, Funny)
Now you just have to worry about your trousers slicing your dick off if you DID leave it open...
Next Recall? (Score:1)
A representative at Sony was quick to reassure the designer than on one's ass would be burnt on this one.
The future of textiles (Score:2)
Highly impractical, and yet the inevitable evoloution of it is definately something to think about.
Link (Score:5, Informative)
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Do we not have a +1 (or +4) mod for links to nekked wemmen?
How to fix it... (Score:2)
Just the beginning. (Score:3, Interesting)
Think of the possibilities.
You could have a shirt or pant made of micro-filament optical cord giving you the ability to change the color of your shirt on the fly. Hell shoes are already 'helping' you jump higher it seems pretty straightforward that clothing that can assist you in other ways would be next.
your jacket is now dry! (Score:1)
Tubes (Score:5, Funny)
So in a way, it's like they were each wearing their own little internet!
- RG>
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fun stuff (Score:4, Interesting)
Style/Fashion... (Score:2, Flamebait)
I suppose this could be useful for criminals trying to evade the police. Then again, how many 5 ft 11 in 80lb people would there be skulking around the bank.
Honestly, fashion shows should rea
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Well, okay, some of them could be renamed "Designer X wanted to see Model Y's boobs so he 'designed' a dress lacking any substance above the waist" shows.
I doubt it. Designer X is probably gay.
Power Laces (Score:1)
That would be insanely cool, but I don't think I'd want to wear my pants inside-out; even if it will be the in thing.
BTW... (Score:1, Funny)
In soviet Russia (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Freaking Nerds (Score:5, Funny)
As you move through life, you'll discover that tits are fairly commonplace. Every woman has two. The geeks that actually have a wife/female cohabitator (not to mention those that are women) can see a pair every day. Clothing that adjusts itself is rather more unusual.
It is fortunate for the sake of your blood pressure that you evidently didn't continue to the end, when a model's wrap disappears entirely into her hat.
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Don't forget, most
Oh, you mean FEMALE tits....ermh, sorry...nevermind.
Or is this the time for Natalie Portman, naked, covered in grits- and a remote control?
I'm so confused!
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I was hoping to leave manboobs entirely out of the discussion. And out of sight. Behind very bulky, concealing garments. And strategically placed bags of Chee-tos, if necessary. (We know they'd be handy. Where manboobs abound, Chee-tos cannot be far away.)
But you raise a good point. The Natalie Portman/naked/petrified/grits meme ran its course a long time ago. /. is in desperate need for a replacement, but I see none on the horizon. Do you have a specific proposal?
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Hmmm...you kinda caught me off gaurd there- have to think on this, but for the now:
(http://nakedworldrecords.com/phone.htm) --not for work!
Better than goatse or tubgirl, IMHO.
I'll ponder this one.
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In related news... (Score:1)
Frog-Shirt (Score:4, Funny)
There was this one particular cartoon where a boy was trying to catch a green frog, the boy leaped on top of this frog and somehow the frog got stuck to his white shirt. For some reason this frog was permanently attached to his shirt? Turns out this frog-shirt was very intelligent and bizarrely enough could speak...over time they became buddies. Of course being good friends the boy would wear his frog-shirt everywhere he went.
Some of their adventures envoled normal boyhood adversity like dealing with the bully at school or trying to convince the teachers that the frog-shirt is not helping him cheat on exams and so on.
In one funny episode...because of jealousy the boy and the frog-shirt get into a major aurgument over a girl they have a crush on. They get into a physical brawl to the point where the boy cast off the frog-shirt and they go their separate ways. The boy and the frog-shirt start to compete in trying to win the affections of this girl. One would give the girl flowers, so the other would try to out do him by getting her a box of chocolates or jewelry. This gift giving would soon start to escalate. They both go out to get jobs to earn money to keep up with this gift giving frenzy, all the while their friendship was going sour.
End the end they both come to the realization that the girl was just using both of them for monetary gain. They both snub the girl and thus preserve their friendship.
I think this Cartoon was a warning, a foretelling of the future. Animatronic Clothes may try to still your girlfriends. Please lets band together to prevent this! Food for thought.
Animatronic bra (Score:4, Funny)
he obviously copied the idea (Score:3, Funny)
Practical future? (Score:1)
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I could be wrong, but I think it's the naked model at the end. =P
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Much more advanced work at MIT (Score:2)
There's an effort at MIT to develop Mechanically Active Materials [mit.edu].
"Team 2 is developing nanomaterials that are capable of mechanical actuation and dynamic stiffness. As part of the soldier's battlesuit, these adaptive multifunctional materials will improve soldier survivability.
Mechanical actuators embedded as part of a soldier's uniform will allow a transformation from a flexible and compliant material to a non-compliant material that becomes armor, thus protecting the soldier by distributing impact.
Appropriate technology... (Score:1)
Epitome of Shallowness (Score:4, Insightful)
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How Animatronic Clothes Work? (Score:2)
Judging by how fast the models end up nekkid, I'd say badly.
Triv
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Judging by how fast the models end up nekkid, I'd say great .
There... fixed that for you.
Godless Europeans! (Score:1, Funny)
Note to humor impaired: Ah, why bother. Nevermind.
Runway (Score:2)
How it works: Improbability Field (Score:2)
Many respectful physicists said they wouldn't go to stand for that sort of thing, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties.
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