Power Suit Promises Super-Human Strength 230
anthemaniac writes "LiveScience is reporting out of NextFest on a Japanese-built power suit that amplifies the strength of its wearer. The onboard computer is hooked up to sensors that monitor natural movements, then it inflates cuffs to boost lifting power. The Power Assist Suit could be used by hospital workers to move heavy patients, the researchers say."
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Iron Man lives!
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-Eric
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Great idea, there. Make a game where you can customise your character however you want, then make the first level full of stuff that you can only get past via brute combat ability.
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You'll also have to supply your own Ice Beam and Missles.
Plus, this isn't even the Varia.
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Starship Troopers anyone? (Score:4, Funny)
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Rifleman's Creed v1.1 (Score:5, Funny)
My suit, without me, is useless. Without my suit, I am useless. I must fire my tatical nuclear ordinance true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.
I must vaporize him before he shoots me. I will...
My suit and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My armor suit is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its negative force feedback. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my powered armor suit clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My suit and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life...
So be it, until victory is Terra's and there is no enemy, but peace!
Once this is in use... (Score:3, Funny)
(What if the younger, semi-socialist R.A.H. had written "Starship Troopers"? He was still had that hazed-in loyalty to the military....)
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Knock knock. Who's there? U.S. Military (Score:5, Interesting)
Other possible applications is in the rescue operations in the aftermath of a large earthquake or hurricane. We use tools to augment our strength all the time, from the fork to the forklift, we use these tools to do things that we just can't do ourselves.
I welcome our new Japanese mecha suit nurse overlords.
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You've obviously never seen an arnie movie ;) In 30 minutes he can defeat an entire army with a bag full of weapons, and save his daughter.
This suit could allow Arnie to do it in 15 at least!!!
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Even when the same guy with a beard arises from the dead and gets killed at least once more.
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Sounds like the birth of a fetish... (Score:5, Funny)
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Maybe they can use them to fight off the tentacles?
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http://bleex.me.berkeley.edu/bleex.htm [berkeley.edu]
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It may sound boring to you. Sounds like a really good idea to me...my mother, formerly a nurse, suffered a career-ending neck injury when she had to move a patient by herself in an understaffed nursing home. (The patient suffered from senile dementia, became combative, and she fell with the patient on top.)
After fifteen years, two surgeries, and various physical therapies, she still has significant pain and disability.
Sure, I want to trade in my Subaru for a mecha as much as any geek. But anything that prevents other nurses - the people who have the most impact on keeping you alive when you're hospitalized - from suffering a similar fate, sounds like a damn good idea to me.
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Sure, I want to trade in my Subaru for a mecha as much as any geek.
I'm sorry. Owning a Subaru automatically disqualifies you from owning a mecha.
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Holy shit man I have to be at your next party
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Moving heavy patients? Was someone having a contest to see who could come up with the most boring use of super-human strength?
That's where the money is for something like this. If it were fast, you probably could pick up military applications too.Mr. Neutron (Score:2)
Voice Over: Mr Neutron! The most dangerous and terrifying man in the world! The man with the strength of an army! The wisdom of all the scholars in history! The man who had the power to destroy the world. (animation of planets in space) Mr Neutron. No one knows what strange and distant planet he came from, or where he was going to!... Wherever he went, terror and destruction were sure to follow.
(Cut to Neutron's garden. He has three little picnic chairs out
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Well, it's better than "Farmers can now throw bails onto even larger trucks to make less trips"
and think that it said:
Well, it's better than "Farmers can now throw balls onto even larger trucks to make less trips"
and then proceed to wonder why Farmers are throwing balls on their trucks in the first place.
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Let's get them all out of the way (Score:5, Funny)
OK, we now return you to your regular Slashdotting.
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Missed the most important one of all... (Score:3, Interesting)
7. But does it run Linux?
Well, does it?
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Keep Out of Reach of Children (Score:2, Funny)
Yeah yeah, patients etc. (Score:5, Funny)
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In other words (Score:5, Funny)
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And 2 years prior... (Score:3, Informative)
Both are wonderful applications for exoskeleton technology; between the nature of asymetrical warfare and the retirement of the baby boomers, I think we're going to see alot more veterans and grandpa's go robo. Now if we could only improve that 30 minute battery...
70 pound pack? (Score:2)
Having been in that business
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'Elbow cuffs' (Score:5, Insightful)
I would think a system that covers the entire limb in questions would be far safer...
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Presumably a full-coverage powered suit would have a similar effect, compared to limited augmentation of a few joints or limbs. Of course, there is the additional problem that human joints aren't designed to move very fast for a sustained period of time, and driving them at high speed with external actuators may cause injury.
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Think of it this way: the champion weightlifter and the average geek have identical joints.
Not true. Lifting weights not only increases muscle mass, over time it also increases bone thickness and strength, as well as strengthening tendons and ligaments. Google will find lots of evidence for you, but if you want some quick proof you can see, look at some peoples' wrists. The wrist has very little muscle over it, so wrist thickness is mostly just bone thickness (ignoring issues with excessive fat). You
And IBM's recent response to SCO (Score:2)
alternate uses... (Score:2, Funny)
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Or to defeat godzilla, wichever happens first.
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Windows, of course. And it works just fi
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Ready to Wear (Score:3, Informative)
There was a really cool android chick, extremely realistic, which didn't seem to mind at all as the humans grabbed and pulled at "her" body. Now that's something we'll probably have people wearing out more pretty soon.
Stephen Hawking Built a Robotic Exoskeleton (Score:2)
Wininng (Score:2, Funny)
I.E.: finally win a armwrestling match for once in my life.
Voice Activated (Score:5, Funny)
Fat-Person-Lifting Super-Strength!!!!
New-Bride-Over-Threshold Ultimate-Lift!!
Giant-Cherry-Blossom Power-Tree-Shaker!!!
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So from that perspective, robotic assists se
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This is also why the major developers of robots are car companies. Many Americans are saying "Why would a car company spend all this money on making robots?"
The truth of it is that they are facing a labor shortage and see robotics as a better alternative to outsourcing or immigration.
As opposed to US robots which are either utilitarian or military related. (Which we have obvious political reasons that we are engaged in for whi
Mastercard Commercial (Score:2)
Or... (Score:2)
Creations of Favorite Mario Powerup? (Score:2)
This poll [slashdot.org] comes closer and closer:
Favorite Mario Powerup?
(Okay, we already had the mushrooms.)
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The difference between Japan and the US (Score:3, Interesting)
As usual, the first American thought is how this could be used in war.
I find this a bit tiring at least. Don't you guys see how brainwashed you are?
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Anyone who has seen Aliens or played MechWarrior can see the obvious potential military uses of this device.
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Ooh Japan builds super-strong robots to help the hospital nurses => cute japs !!111
Some (supposedly) americans thought about military use as soon as they heard about it => WTF!!!11 sick-death mongering-carnage loving-americans !! You guys are soooo brainwashed !
Just relax. If something stimulates the imagination then it is bound to be talked about. I am sure this power suit has its origin in some kid's dream who wanted to have su
Re:The difference between Japan and the US (Score:4, Informative)
While the US has/have been working on exo-frame type technology for military purposes, it is not a purely "American" concept. USA and Japan have both had fictional characters based on "power armor" and such. Iron Man, Knight Sabers, Starship Troopers.
Though isn't it interesting that the mundane or boring use is the first wide-spread use is going to be a pragmatic use?
Innovation comes to where it is needed first, not where we necessarily want it to go.
Two other ways of achieving super-strength... (Score:3, Interesting)
Glycogen Super-Compensation [zerotosuperhero.com] carbload, which basically means glycogen stores in the muscles and elsewhere are first stripped using a ketogenic-style diet and primed with light resistance training, then followed by a massive refeeding of high-glycemic carbohydrates for 24 to 48 hours. The result of this supercompensation of glycogen stores is huge muscles and a massive surplus of strength and endurance. I kid you not.
Enhanced Neural Drive [zerotosuperhero.com] which is basically tricking the central nervous system into thinking the upcoming load you will bear if heavier than it really is, thus making it feel light.
There are probably others I can think of, but I just woke up
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Oh, you meant "legal ways"...
How long until the Power Assault Suit? (Score:2)
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Strategically hidden throughout the hospital... (Score:2)
From 1977 (Score:2)
Human body engineering considerations (Score:2)
I mean, sure, the tibia in your thigh might be *capable* of supporting 3,500+ pounds. But it doesn't do so on a regular basis, even for half-ton beached whales (who are sorry excuses for human beings, every one of them) that sometimes make tabloid headlines (of course, given they're on tabloids, I'm assuming that people like that actually exist...).
Now, over time and with increased regular pressure, human bones will com
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This is from Japan. Their militaristic ambitions are still low (though perhaps on the rebound), while they have an aging popultion.
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Japanese nationalizm is surging at the moment. Just in case China has all their nukes aimed at them.
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rj
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You mean they will do that to have a nice wreck, so they won't be wreckless any more?
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Too late!
However: the only think cooler than woosh-click would be total silence. That's unnervingly cool.
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You also misspelled "seppuku." : )
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