Bionic Man May Soon be a Reality 129
choongiri writes "The London Guardian is reporting on the creation of replacement eyes and working hands in the race to build a $6bn human. Currently being worked on is everything from bionic eyes to an entire exoskeleton enabling the wearer to carry 200lbs. From the article: 'The 1970s gave us the six-million-dollar man. Thirty years and quite a bit of inflation later we have the six-billion-dollar human: not a physical cyborg as such, instead an umbrella term for the latest developments in the growing field of technology for human enhancement.'"
Re:But... (Score:1)
The noise (Score:5, Funny)
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Finally, a Geek Holy War to replace vi versus emacs. Dammit, I remember Tf Tf Tf Tf....
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Re:The noise (Score:1)
Come now, this is slashdot..
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Deficit Man (Score:1, Flamebait)
W tops that as the Six Trillion Dollar Man, due to the US Budget and Trade Deficit, all without bending steel.
Re:Deficit Man (Score:1)
Re:Deficit Man (Score:1)
Hey, it's Friday Night: Geeks' night in.
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Re:Deficit Man (Score:1)
Suit yourself; me, I want my superman suit!
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Re:Deficit Man (Score:1)
Bull. Iraq and tax cuts for the wealthy have made a big dent in the deficit. There was a pretty good surplus at the end of the dot-com bubble.
Marvelboy (Score:2)
it's a comic book reference... and not a very good one.
I Can See It Now! The Bionic Dick! (Score:2)
Besides, this is
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Microsoft Hand 1.0 (Score:5, Funny)
* Picking nose during job interview
* Fingering your female boss
* Fingering your male boss
* Flipping off the cops
* Yanking off in the restroom in front of the CEO
* Typing hate mail to your fiance
* Throwing the ball backward during bowling
* Heavy thumb twiddling during a meeting
* Pointing to the genital area of the projected Power Point figures and figurines during a presentation
* Making the Satan sign while in a crowded elevator
* Pressing the all the floor buttons while on the elevator with others without getting out
* Sticking your hand into the cake at an office birthday party
* Grabbing a turd from a public toilet and playing airplane with it
Re:Microsoft Hand 1.0 (Score:5, Funny)
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Wizard Steps
Question 1
Do you need an aid?
Question 2
If so what aid: p0rn, vigara
Question 3
Do you have an apporiate target or would you like to rent one from MSNbodyparts or one of our partners
Question 4
Please agree to a EULA saying all components are licensed not sold
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Re:Microsoft Hand 1.0 (Score:2)
Depending on how well programmed that one is, you might just get a raise.
Re:Microsoft Hand 1.0 (Score:1)
First thought I had was, "Quit hitting yourself.. quit hitting yourself.. quit hitting yourself"
Re:Microsoft Hand 1.0 Linux 0.0.1-2a-pre (Score:2)
(See: "code 777" reference at:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2006-04-15-rob ot_x.htm [usatoday.com]
and enjoy... THIS is a real-world use of non-human implants...)
"We have the technology... The waiting list... The Patents... We can PRE-build her..." could be the "Gaumard Scientific Co. Inc." opener for their marketing and training products...
But, I wonder if she can respond (Kill Bill-Style) to any male nurses humping her...
DOH! word image: "native"
Mechanical vs biological (Score:5, Interesting)
Sure, having an exoskeleton that makes you stronger will continue to have utility, but will we really need bionics in, say, 20 years if new biological eyes or arms or legs can be grown using a person's own DNA?
Other way around (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Other way around (Score:1)
I disagree on the point of longevity. Biological has superior longevity due to the body being able to heal itself. Mechanical, as of this moment, can only enhance biological qualities and sometimes mechanical can't even come close. Joint replacement is an example where mechanical simply cannot compete (yet) with biological joints.
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What about a bionic woman? It would be nice if someone thought about me so I could get some benefit from all this technology.
Re:Other way around (Score:2)
Re:Other way around (Score:2)
1) Save money (you mentioned this)
2) Save skill (you mentioned this)
3) Save DETECTION (you failed to mention this). You only fix problems you realize are there. If you don't notice the tiny scratch, performance gets degraded without you realizing. Over the long term this builds up. With accurate healing, it doesn't.
4) Save TIME. Again, even if it were cheap and easy and instantly detectable, it takes time to fix. Healing happens slo
Re:Other way around (Score:2)
What's more, those things you describe can be eliminated using biological methods. If we wanted to. Much of those kinds of things, such as the blink exist to INCREASE efficiancy. The only problem is they are not controlled.
Blinking is part of the human eye's maintance program. It is automatic.
Yes, we COULD design a piece of crap mechanical device that needs a human to remember to do a maintance clean up. Or we could have it automatically run in the back gro
Blinking (Score:1)
Re:Mechanical vs biological (Score:2, Interesting)
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Some chemicals (Score:1)
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Elegant? Hardly (Score:1)
Re:Elegant? Hardly (Score:1)
"University of Texas at Dallas (UTD) nanotechnologists have made alcohol- and hydrogen-powered artificial muscles that are 100 times stronger than natural muscles, able to do 100 times greater work per cycle and produce, at reduced strengths, larger contractions than natural muscles"
It does say "100 times stronger", "able to do 100 times greater work per cycle", but I'm not sure what the "produce, at reduced strenghts, larger contractions" part impli
Re:Some chemicals (Score:2)
Re:Mechanical vs biological (Score:2)
No knock on Ray Kurzweil, but I think it's a bit short-sighted (when looking to the longer-term future) to consider biology and hardware (or electronics, chemistry, mechanics...) as different. At the molecular level, these things all merge into one combined field. And we're going to have to get to that level (i.e. true nanotech) before any of this can really happen to the extent that we're discussing (movin
Re:Mechanical vs biological (Score:2)
I don't see why not. The big distinguishing difference between bionics and biotech is interchangability. Put a 'grown eye' into somebody's head, that's it, it's not going anywhere without a lot of complicated surgery. Put a bionic eye in somebody's head, he can upgrade to a newer fancier version
Re:Mechanical vs biological (Score:1)
I think we'll end up exploring both routes. Whichever is more viable will end up taking the lead. Twenty years may be a long time, an especially long time in the technological world, but one never really knows where we'll end up. Predicting future technology seems to be as difficult as forecasting weather.
Re:Mechanical vs biological (Score:2)
As one follow-up poster said, the human body is intricately designed by evolution, and a hard act to beat. Unfortunately, it's also hard to figure the thing out. For parents of deaf children, they can give them something t
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Sweet.... (Score:2)
We can rebuild him, we have the technology. Damn I'm old ;)
http://religiousfreaks.com/ [religiousfreaks.com]Re:Sweet.... (Score:1)
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Re:Sweet.... (Score:1)
But let's not forget the high school kid who had some work done on his spain and it gave him some bionic-like power, Steve's old friend who had four limbs, Max(amilion), two groups of aliens - one just visiting, the other with a hidden location, guarded by Bigfoot, etc.
I stil have (all of the) the six books.
In the original book, his left arm was bionic, not his right, and he had a dart gun in his middle finger.
Oh, and let us not omit Sandra Bullock, the "next generation" of bionics (ca. '89) where s
I see the future of Bionic Men (Score:3, Funny)
Yes Im serious, and no, I dont think it will replace my "pen-is mightier".
Re:I see the future of Bionic Men (Score:1)
But imagine the lawsuits when jacking off accidently kills the neighbor's dog.
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This, then, is my life's dream (Score:3, Informative)
Re:This, then, is my life's dream (Score:2)
However, once the technology is available to augment a disabled person ABOVE the proficency level of a non-disabled person you will see many non-disabled
Either way (Score:1)
Stickin' it to the Man.... (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Stickin' it to the Man.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Stickin' it to the Man.... (Score:2)
I challenge you to define these, especially the last one. What is the essense of being human to you, that bionic implants would destroy it?
Re:Stickin' it to the Man.... (Score:1)
Rape: forced or manipulated nonconsensual sexual contact, including vaginal or anal intercourse, oral sex, or penetration with an object.
Dream: a series of mental images and emotions occurring during sleep
raping our dreams: ????
Care to help define that?
Re:Stickin' it to the Man.... (Score:2)
Re:Stickin' it to the Man.... (Score:2)
Also, I misspelled "synecdoche".
Re:Stickin' it to the Man.... (Score:1)
Grow up.
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Forget about the bionic man (Score:2)
C'mon, Mech totally kick bionic man's ass!
Re:Forget about the bionic man (Score:1)
http://www.mechaps.com/ [mechaps.com]
(Saw a presentation of their progress at an Anime convention...)
"Natural enhancement?" (Score:2)
6 billion Dollar man (Score:2, Informative)
"The Six Billion Dollar Man"
When ace test-pilot Steve Austin's ship crashed, he was nearly dead. Deciding that "we have the technology to rebuild this man", the government decides to rebuild Austin, augmenting him with cybernetic parts which gave him superhuman strength and speed. Austin becomes a secret operative, fighting injustice where it is found.
Air Force Colonel Steve Austin, an astronaut who had walked on the moon, is almost fatally injured in a plane crash. Many of his damaged parts
Six *Billion* dollar man? (Score:2)
Re:Six *Billion* dollar man? (Score:1)
For a long time, Jim Carey had a listing in IMDB showing "The Eight Billion Dollar Man", but that seems to have been removed. This is likely for one of his most recent movies, such as See Jane Play With Dick" [imdb.com].
*London* Guardian?? (Score:3, Interesting)
Although I think most people still call it the Grauniad because of it's historical propensity for tpyogarphical errors.
Re:*London* Guardian?? QWZX (Score:1)
Re:*London* Guardian?? QWZX (Score:1)
Well the general attitude in Europe is that we shouldnt step in and prevent such things but let them run their natural course (I believe this myself, mostly). Ofcaurse Nuclear Weapons are dangerous, but IMO that is the only case where a country has the right do do anything. If another country's leaders are killing their people, it is the people that needs to rise up and do something, not some external power.
All in all the only time I (and many other europeans) agr
Ho ho ho (Score:1)
I want my six million TV watching hours back.. (Score:1)
I am the One Thousand Dollar Man (Score:2)
Doubtless there are slashdotters out there with more expensive hardware in them than me, and I imagine a prosthetic limb can be $10,000. But it was a nice round number for me.
And all done on the NHS (state health insurance scheme)
B
Re:I am the One Thousand Dollar Man (Score:1)
Thank you...
...for a hearty laugh.
...for reaffriming my fear of rising socialized healthcare in the US.
Re:I am the One Thousand Dollar Man (Score:2)
Sure there's this big number on my payslip that gets deducted to pay for all this, but its far less than any private healthcare system and it works pretty well.
Re:I am the One Thousand Dollar Man (Score:2)
I think I have you by tenfold with my artificial right knee. Installed in me in 1997 by Dr. Scott [isk-institute.com] (an highly-recommended surgeon with almost no bedside manner) I'm headed for another knee replacement on the left, due to a kind of osteoarthritis that runs in my family.
The article shows several major advancements and is nothing really new. I heard about the experimentation on the artificial eye some years back. The prosthetic hand is a pretty good advance, though it has a way to go to match the fine motor co
Pfft... (Score:2)
Inflation is terrible (Score:1)
Bionic prosthetics (Score:2)
Re:Bionic prosthetics (Score:3, Interesting)
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I'll be happy if (Score:1)
Excuse me (Score:1, Redundant)
The Guardian used to be called the Manchester Guardian, then it moved to London where it was called simply The Guardian. There's no such thing as this 'london guardian' you're talking about.
The Geeks Will Be Strong!(er) (Score:2, Funny)
Cyborg or Bionic (Score:2)
Heres the definition I got from wikipedia:
"The term cyborg, a portmanteau of cybernetic organism, is used to designate an organism which is a mixture of organic and mechanical (synthetic) parts. Generally, the aim is to add to or enhance the abilities of an organism by using technology."
Now the first sentence means its an organism thats both flesh and machine. This means the machine should be an innate part of the organism, to the level its not the organism anymore without th
Re:Cyborg or Bionic (Score:1)
Wow, 200 lbs! (Score:2)
Oh wait, I can. Granted, not for long distances, but I hardly find this impressive. Heck, my wife lifts more than that on a nearly daily basis. Now, one of the guys in my office can squat nearly 600 lbs, THAT is impressive. And yet, somehow, he manages to do it without any technological enhancement.
Problem with math (Score:2)
Meanwhile in the Birth Simulation Mannequin Marke: (Score:2)
http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2006-04-15-rob [usatoday.com] ot_x.htm
I wonder if they can add complications such as put the doll in a coma, or a series of convulsions, or program it to give out Exorcist-like wails and moans. If she hurls up a noxious, caustic, corrosive pea green soup-like fluid, I wonder how the students will react.
Now, if they make one of Kess' mother, having delivery occur while the mother is wrist-strapped to an overhead rod as the infant emerges from her
Are you Sarah Connor? (Score:1)
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