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Enderle's Ferrari Laptop
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on Tue Feb 10, 2004 04:56 PM
from the vroom-vroom dept.
from the vroom-vroom dept.
deminisma writes "Hilarity abounds as 'analyst' Rob Enderle gushes over his new Ferrari/Acer laptop. The laptop apparently even plays the sound of a car revving up while booting, which Enderle seems to think is all the rage at meetings."
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Try as they might... (Score:3, Interesting)
(http://homepage.mac.com/inertia186/iblog/ | Last Journal: Monday February 09 2004, @08:06PM)
Re:Try as they might... (Score:5, Interesting)
I had a laptop that had a close startup sound (DFI Mediabook, I believe a Kapok 9200 rebadge), but in these days of decent integrated audio, it should be on every mobo.
Boot Canary (Score:4, Funny)
When you turned it on, the "beep" was often a wail or canary-like warble. The clock speed was so inconstant that it varied even at boot time, affecting the pitch of the beep.
Re:Try as they might... (Score:5, Funny)
(http://hamfisted.net/)
1) "Welcome to my midlife crisis!"
2) "Step away from the vehicle! STEP AWAY!"
3) "Varoom! VaROOM! Va... oh, screw it."
4) "Tutto fumo e niente arrosto, baby!" (All smoke and no fire).
Re:Try as they might... (Score:5, Insightful)
(http://www.spamgourmet.com/)
Re:Try as they might... (Score:5, Informative)
(http://education.gua...9959,1013202,00.html | Last Journal: Sunday February 22 2004, @08:36PM)
Re:Try as they might... (Score:4, Interesting)
(Last Journal: Sunday November 05 2006, @05:31AM)
-jcr
Re:Try as they might... (Score:4, Informative)
(Last Journal: Sunday November 05 2006, @05:31AM)
-jcr
Re:Try as they might... (Score:5, Insightful)
(http://www.jwnyc.com/)
Add-ons... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Add-ons... (Score:5, Funny)
(Last Journal: Monday August 20, @01:07PM)
The laptop apparently even plays the sound of a car revving up while booting, which Enderle seems to think is all the rage at meetings.
I bet that never gets old.
Re:Add-ons... (Score:5, Funny)
(http://slashdot.org/ | Last Journal: Wednesday March 10 2004, @11:39PM)
Re:Add-ons... (Score:4, Informative)
(Last Journal: Tuesday January 04 2005, @06:09PM)
I do remember when this came out, though. It was a flop. It was overpriced (more than the TiBook at the time), and fragile.
Safety (Score:5, Funny)
(http://gemsites.jcomserv.net/ | Last Journal: Tuesday January 11 2005, @08:09PM)
Re:Safety (Score:5, Funny)
(http://scottgant.blogspot.com/)
In Heaven, the Italians make the food, the English are the diplomats and the Germans make the cars.
In Hell, the English make the food, the Germans are the diplomats and the Italians make the cars.
Re:Safety (Score:5, Informative)
(Last Journal: Saturday December 01, @04:11AM)
In Heaven: the chefs are French, the lovers are Italian, the police are English, the mechanics are German, and the managers are Swiss.
In Hell: the chefs are English, the lovers are Swiss, the police are German, the mechanics are French, and the managers are Italian.
Re:Safety (Score:5, Funny)
Kind of like the Canadian joke:
When Canada was created, it could have had French cuisine, British culture and American technology. Instead, it got French technology, British cuisine and American culture.Re:Which Nissan? (Score:5, Interesting)
(http://gemsites.jcomserv.net/ | Last Journal: Tuesday January 11 2005, @08:09PM)
Re:Which Nissan? (Score:4, Informative)
(http://www.astroreverb.com/)
This is pretty stupid, and not worth a /. article. (Score:5, Insightful)
(Last Journal: Tuesday June 24 2003, @09:38PM)
Re:This is pretty stupid, and not worth a /. artic (Score:4, Funny)
Although I stopped doing that 2 minutes ago after I saw what Ferrari agreed to put their name on.
Re:This is pretty stupid, and not worth a /. artic (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:This is pretty stupid, and not worth a /. artic (Score:4, Interesting)
(http://www.jpmdesign.net/ | Last Journal: Friday March 22 2002, @06:27AM)
On the other hand, if I were silly enough to consider a sound effect during startup like the one described "cool", I'd never go for performance if I could get the brand name... Silly.
Who says Ferrari's even "the best"? (Score:5, Interesting)
And it shows just how ignorant some people are to think that Ferrari builds the best cars. They don't, in part because there is no such thing as "the best car". It doesn't help that they're unreliable, grossly under-equipped with features, often handle like a bar of soap, have atrocious build quality, impossible to service(much less find someone TO service them), and grossly, grossly overpriced. Witness the rebirth of supercar/sports car companies in the last 10 years.
Fastest? No. McLaren has had that for quite some time. Best techno-gee-gaws? Nissan Skyline, hands down. Best autobahn machine, aka, groundcoverer? Take your pick between the Audi RS6(450hp) or the BMW M5('only' 400hp), or the Merc S600(then there's also the Bentley Arnage Turbo). Best daily sports car? Porsche 911 twin turbo(AWD, extensive dealership network, loads of creature comforts). Best go-cart type? My personal favorite is the Caterham Super 7, but there's the Lotus Elise and the Noble(which is probably the fastest closed-wheel car around a track you can find). Best "gotta move a bunch of stuff" vehicle? Ask anyone in the UK, it's the Ford Transit(the funny super-tall van that's started to pop up here in the US). So on etc.
Further, all it takes is determination to beat Ferrari; there's absolutely nothing about being Italian that makes you build a better car. Ask Henry Ford- when Ferrari refused to sell out to him no matter what the price, he told his staff "beat Ferrari", and the Ford GT40 was born. It slaughtered Ferrari, and everything else. And just think...it's baaaack!(and you can even buy one yourself now, and they're downright gorgeous. I saw it at the NY auto show a year or two back, and there was a -huge- crowd of people just staring, and staring, and staring...)
Even other Italian companies did Ferrari in handily- the Detomaso is a perfect example. Near identical construction, nice Italian design...but a huge 5.7l big-block chevy V8 in back. So, you could pretty much find anyone to work on it, and there's enough room around the engine that you could practically climb in with it. No "drop the engine to remove the sparkplug" nonsense here.
Whenever I see a newish Ferrari on the road, I yawn. When I see an older one with racing history, that's slightly more interesting, but still somewhat yawn-inspiring.
Missing the point (Score:5, Insightful)
F1 is second only to the World Cup and the Olympics in global TV audience. So the tie in is not snob appeal for the expensive road cars (BTW Ferrari only started making and selling cars to the general public to pay for their racing) This is more like having a New York Yankees or Chicago Bulls branded lap top than having a Nissan branded laptop.
Still a silly idea IMO, but its a different silly idea than the one everyone is poking fun at!
Re:Who says Ferrari's even "the best"? (Score:5, Funny)
You yawn when you see one? Who are you? Mika Hakkinen?
Go read your road and track and compare specs from the back you car nazi. There I have ended this conversation with my nazi reference. GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!
So Basically... (Score:5, Funny)
(http://www.jaxcare.org/ | Last Journal: Thursday March 28 2002, @09:55AM)
Way to go.
GTRacer
- Still, the paint's nice
What's in a name? (Score:4, Funny)
(http://www.dragonswest.com/ | Last Journal: Monday November 05, @07:35PM)
The obvious downsides to haveing a Ferrari computer:
Authorized customer support means having your own personal tech, at the same rate as a car mechanic.
Tech charges same as the Ferrari auto mechanics, speaks only italian and probably dresses sharper than you.
It needs a tune up every other week to keep in top performance condition.
When it's old, it's no classic, it's slow and out of date and looks lame compared to some cheap POS.
In exchange for its eye catching appeal, you have to live in denial of its shortcomings.
One scratch and it's just another laptop.
When it craps out, it's just another piece of dead weight, just like all other laptops.
It looks cool until your boss has one, too.
People accustomed to getting the best bang for the buck have no idea who 'Ferrari' is.
It probably looks really bad when you try to declare this as a business expense on your tax return.
Re:What's in a name? (Score:4, Interesting)
booting sounds? in a meeting? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:booting sounds? in a meeting? (Score:5, Funny)
Rebooting in a meeting (Score:5, Funny)
(http://www.dragonswest.com/ | Last Journal: Monday November 05, @07:35PM)
A valid point, more so, a point of embarrassment if your Ferrari laptop has to be rebooted frequently during meetings.
"Enderle, what the hell is wrong with your laptop?"
"It's italian, sir."
"Well get a japanese one that works and doesn't make all the racket!"
Re:booting sounds? in a meeting? (Score:5, Interesting)
(http://theravensnest.org/ | Last Journal: Tuesday November 27, @07:07AM)
Afterwards, the other guy messed about trying to get Windows to recognise the projector, and fired up powerpoint. After every slide, he had to walk to the laptop and press the mouse button to advance it.
Which person do you think made the better impression?
Having a laptop that makes a whoosh sound when you boot does not make a good impression. If the people in the meeting are focusing on the technology you are using then they are not focusing on you.
It's funny, laugh... (Score:5, Funny)
(http://www.hurtley.org/ | Last Journal: Wednesday August 01, @03:12PM)
Hate to break it to you, they're not 'joining the admirers', they're laughing their socks off at your gullibility.
Re:It's funny, laugh... (Score:5, Funny)
(http://www.mando.org/)
ZING!
Thank you, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.
* Disclaimer: I am, in fact, an aforementioned Apple user.
--
Mando
This is a joke, right? (Score:5, Funny)
(http://www.satanosphere.com/)
sigh Maybe I'm wrong...
Re:This is a joke, right? (Score:5, Funny)
(Last Journal: Tuesday October 26 2004, @06:54PM)
Mmm... (Score:4, Funny)
(http://www.flying-rhenquest.net/)
New Trend? (Score:5, Funny)
Sweet.
Re:New Trend? (Score:5, Funny)
(http://robertdot.org/ | Last Journal: Friday January 23 2004, @06:02PM)
At least the people who make nicely padded carrying cases would get a few more sales.
Re:New Trend? (Score:4, Funny)
(http://www.ssinow.com/ | Last Journal: Monday October 01, @02:25PM)
Speaking of which, isn't Nokia coming out with a Pinto themed phone?
Re:New Trend? (Score:5, Funny)
(http://www.chriscanfield.net/)
Once again, Apple is ahead of the curve.
Delorian Anyone? (Score:4, Funny)
(http://slashdot.org/~T-Kir)
Well, I would like to see if someone tried a Delorian laptop... then lets the geeks get at it and plug in a flux capacitor, someone will have to drive at the correct speed plus with the way Intel are going with the CPU power requirements, it'll be a couple of Pentium revisions before we get to the 1.21Gigawatts that said notebook is needed to supply.
Why would we want to make a time travelling laptop? Why so we can remove any previous dupes /. have done from ever existing... but then we'd have a paradox problem with /. instead.
;)
Well? (Score:5, Insightful)
(Last Journal: Saturday January 10 2004, @08:01AM)
Who is this Enderle guy? (Score:5, Insightful)
How does he get to be on eWeek and Slashdot and what not with below average write-ups suitable for personal blog? Is the legend about gay mafia true?
Re:Who is this Enderle guy? (Score:5, Informative)
(http://www.cs.utah.edu/~andersbr/)
Style over substance (Score:5, Interesting)
(Last Journal: Sunday November 21 2004, @01:09AM)
Handlebar mustache? (Score:5, Funny)
(http://www.nightlifemagazine.ca/ | Last Journal: Thursday March 24 2005, @12:46PM)
Re:Handlebar mustache? (Score:5, Funny)
That, sir, is not a handlebar moustache, these [handlebarclub.org.uk] are handlebar moustaches. Look on these work, ye mighty, and despair.
Mind you, I agree that Rob must be absolutely up to his eyebrow in chicks.
Re:Handlebar mustache? (Score:5, Funny)
(http://www.littleblur.com/ | Last Journal: Saturday November 24, @01:52PM)
Follow the money (Score:5, Informative)
So stupid it's almost surreal (Score:5, Interesting)
(http://www.highprogrammer.com/alan/ | Last Journal: Saturday April 29 2006, @04:33PM)
It's got a WAV! (Score:5, Funny)
Hrm...I might have to track this guy down and sell him my outdated Dell laptop. I guess all I have to do is put a race car startup sound and he'll pay anything!
Re:It's got a WAV! (Score:4, Funny)
Hey, the RIAA says an MP3 is worth $15,000. Here, you can get an audio file for only $1899, AND they throw in a laptop with a pretty paint job! What more could you possibly ask for?
Oh god no (Score:5, Funny)
(Last Journal: Wednesday November 23 2005, @03:00PM)
Re:Oh god no (Score:5, Funny)
(http://www.blackholeserver.com/)
He must not get out much... (Score:5, Funny)
Ferrari, eh? (Score:5, Funny)
Raise your hand if you are surprised... (Score:4, Insightful)
Based on his columns and viewpoints, I've always thought of Enderle as a poser, at best. This just cements that impression.
Re:Ferary licence (Score:5, Informative)
(Last Journal: Wednesday February 20 2002, @01:14PM)
The Athlon(TM) XP-M 2500+
Re:Ferary licence (Score:5, Funny)
(http://www.littleblur.com/ | Last Journal: Saturday November 24, @01:52PM)
Re:Ferary licence (Score:5, Insightful)
I don't think so. Do you have ANY idea how much it costs to bring a new CPU to market? WAY more than Acer could afford, even with Ferrari as a backer. It's a standard AMD mobile chip (not even 64 bit). Don't get me wrong, it's pretty, but not much else.
Screenshots? (Score:4, Insightful)
(http://honeypot.net/ | Last Journal: Thursday November 15, @11:49AM)
If it had 15 transparent Eterms with a naked chick as the background, then, yeah, it's a screenshot. A JPG of a computer case doesn't cut it.
Finally... (Score:4, Funny)
Wow, this guy's stupid. (Score:5, Insightful)
(http://www.aaronmitti.com/)
Just because this thing has a car companies logo on it and is painted steal me red, doesn't mean it's a good machine.
-Aaron Mitti
Man, I hope this guy was looking for laughs... (Score:5, Funny)
So basically, because it's red and shiny, it's great? It's heavy, it gets bad battery life, and man, it really actually looks ugly when it's open. Sorry. But hey, the guy also owns a Ferrari watch... there's nothing classier than that.
You make it, they'll buy it (Score:5, Funny)
(http://www.musecube.com/l0ungeb0y/ | Last Journal: Monday February 09 2004, @06:38PM)
Acer(Shiny Shiny Red ^ Ferarri logo)/CSt
where CSt == Consumer Stupidity
Yeap... the Acer marketing dept was right on the money this time. I read the story last week and I thought it was hilarious that a "tech-savvy" adult would get such a kick out of the PC equivelant of a Dukes of Hazard lunchbox.
Goes to show it's not all about Mhz/RAM/HD... nope not at all. Give anything a paint job, slap on a snazzy logo and damn... if someone wont think it's just the bestest thingy since slicest breaded.
The Slashdot Effect (Score:5, Funny)
Segfault
REAL Ferrari notebook (Score:5, Funny)
- case made of carbon fibre
- billet aluminum trackpoint knob
- "paddle" mouse buttons
- see through area of case above the cpu
- red EVERYWHERE, expect where the black/grey of the cf showed through
- Italian voice sounds by default
- "track" day where all the notebook owners can get together and learn how to properly use their new toys
Article Summary: (Score:4, Funny)
(Last Journal: Friday December 12 2003, @01:24PM)
Translation: (Score:5, Funny)
(Last Journal: Wednesday September 27 2006, @06:52PM)
"I have a Ferrari laptop" == "I have a small penis, and a small wallet"
Re:Translation: (Score:4, Insightful)
'Splain?
Ferrari? more like a Fiero Kit Car (Score:4, Interesting)
(http://www.pontiacs.org/)
A real Ferrari Laptop would have Carbon fiber pannels, a true performance CPU (battery life is for pussies!) a 19" display and a connely leather keyboard. Nobody would care that it cost $30,00 and has a 30 minute battery life..
ultimate laptop? (Score:3, Interesting)
(Last Journal: Wednesday August 03 2005, @10:21AM)
(related link tadpole sparcbook [tadpolecomputer.com])
Wonderful! (Score:5, Funny)
Has Enderle actually been correct on anything? (Score:5, Insightful)
Yes, the Ferrari name has cachet, but if given the choice, I'll take a quality product from a company that focuses on the market and the users. It doesn't mean cross-branding can't work, but this seems like an odd pairing.
CC
Re:Has Enderle actually been correct on anything? (Score:4, Informative)
Laptop isn't just for show... (Score:4, Interesting)
(http://www.suspendersbar.com/)
AMD Athlon XP-M 2500
512M Ram
4 USB 2
DVD+-RW
IR, Bluetooth, and 802.11b/g
15" screen 1400x1050 resolution
4in1 media reader
to name a few things...
Also of note is that even though the website quotes a mono headphone jack and I've seen some message boards that are complaining about it, I can say that it is definitely a stereo headphone jack. You'll have a lot of fun with this system.
Jerks... (Score:5, Funny)
(http://dailybugle.net/blog/)
I've never keyed a laptop before, but I guess I might be forced to start. Oh well.
Suckers (or Economics of the Ferrari Laptop) (Score:3, Interesting)
So the suits observe, rightly so, that $700 for a logo and a paintjob is a pretty good deal (for them). The Forbes angle is that we should expect to see more of these "dressed up" laptops and other hardware, since consumers are willing to pay disproportionately more for the cache of identifying with their favorite brands.
Interestingly, the same principle explains why ugly-ass autos like the PT Cruiser continue to be marketed and sold: Niche items have higher margins.
Enderle = Stupid Bribed Microsoft Puppet (Score:4, Informative)
(http://slashdot.org/~GillBates0 | Last Journal: Tuesday July 10, @04:36PM)
Recall that Rob Enderle=Microsoft Apologist /. a couple months back. It surprises me that he should point out the consistency and flexibility of Linux, since his earlier writeup made him look as if he was paid my M$ to mouth major anti-Linux FUD.
by GillBates0 (664202) [slashdot.org] on Wednesday December 17, @01:30PM (#7746866 [slashdot.org])
(http://slashdot.org/~GillBates0 [slashdot.org] | Last Journal: Saturday February 07, @08:37AM [slashdot.org])
Note that Rob Enderle is the author of In Defense Of the Microsoft Monoculture [internetwk.com] [internetwk.com], which was highly debated [slashdot.org] [slashdot.org] on
I have played with one. (Score:5, Informative)
I have seen and played with them on 2 occasions, and they are rather nice. I was skeptical when I first heard about them, then I saw one at Comdex:
http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=1278
I saw one again at CES, and talked to the Acer guys. They take this very seriously as do the Ferarri people.
There is a lof of thought that went into this box, and it shows. It really has to be seen to be understood. The paint looks insanely good, I have never seen a laptop that looks this nice.
The laptop itself is pretty nondescript, I think Enderle must be on crack to give up his T40, the nicest laptop I have ever reviewed for it.
Overall, give this thing a chance, it is a really unique laptop that looks damn good. Hunt one down in a store, you will be impressed.
-Charlie
New Civic laptop! (Score:4, Funny)
Best of all...it'll be cooled by nawwwssss...but when it runs out, you'll still think it's fast!
Stinker of a Marketing Idea (Score:3, Insightful)
(http://www.mathforge.net/)
I have to say, it's kinda fugly (Score:5, Interesting)
The thing is red on top with a red stripe on the side and a cheap looking silver everywhere else (I don't know about the back). It looks nasty. They could've integrated the red so much better (think Alienware in Ferrari red).
And the case is a regular old Acer case. It would've been so cool if them Italian engineers could've added a little flare or something, sheesh.
Right now it's just a dorky laptop that looks like it was made with some duct tape and a spray can.
Acer gets full credit? (Score:3, Informative)
(http://slashdot.org/)
I read your article "My Love Affair with Acer's Ferrari Notebook", and you mention at the end that "Acer gets full credit for applying [unrelated branding] to the PC market." That's not really true. VPR Matrix put sold Porsche designed laptop at Best Buy in 2002. See here:
http://www.hilary.com/reviews/vprmatrix.html
and here:
http://vsbabu.org/mt/archives/2002/10/25/laptop
LS
whee! (Score:3, Funny)
(http://www.dynamicmedical.ca/)