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CES 2008 Hall of Shame
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ScuttleMonkey
on Mon Jan 14, 2008 04:01 PM
from the natural-financial-selection dept.
from the natural-financial-selection dept.
Romana Reynolds writes "The CES 2008 Innovations Design and Engineering Awards Showcase honored the Atom Chip Corporation, which was exhibiting the same 100GB, 500GB, and 1TB 'quantum optical' memory chips back in 2006. We actually wandered by, but long gone are the 'SolarMemory' chips, and he didn't know anything about Duke Nuk'em Forever. A little easy digging shows that they'd been making the same extraordinary claims and exhibiting prototypes at CES during the past three years, long enough to make 'atom chip hoax' the fourth suggestion on typing 'atom chip' into Google. I'm amused that the 'preeminent' panel of judges failed their vetting and gatekeeping functions. But I fear that Atom Chip will gather investors based on their recognition at CES, and continue in the game for many years to come, while honors at CES become a Hall of Shame."
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The "atom chip" Huh? (Score:5, Funny)
'Quantum optical'??? (Score:3, Funny)
Welcome! (Score:2)
Nanomicrons? Is that 10^-15?
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No! I won't belive it! (Score:2, Funny)
Yes, I know that my $10k investment is only worth $5 now, but that's just the cost of R&D, it'll come back!
It's not coming back, is it?
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Corporate Image (Score:5, Informative)
Seriously though, if their intention is to promote snake oil in the hopes of attracting investors then the least they could do is put more than an hour of effort into what is pretty much (at least in this industry) the primary corporate representation.
At least they didn't create it in Word. Now that would have really irked me....
Incidentally, I did a little digging on this, and it seems its owned by a Russin Scientist called Shimon Gendlin (based out of Long Island), who as per information here [findarticles.com] in 1997 owned two companies both pitching along a simmilar theme
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Worst Website Ever! (Score:2)
Re:Worst Website Ever! (Score:5, Interesting)
Nope... that award still goes to the Time Cube [timecube.com] for use of an ugly background, random font sizes and random font colors, as well as the layout (centered text in a narrow column spanning well over 25 pages), and I'm not even talking about the content of the site here...
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[OT] Re:Worst Website Ever! (Score:4, Insightful)
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Re:Best Website Ever! (Score:3, Funny)
"Old Hold For New Construction."
Absolutely brilliant.
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CONTRADICTS ONE DAY GODS"
That is my new answer to anything my wife and/or boss asks me. Fuck it, thats my new sig, too.
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<meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage 4.0">
Only more laughable is their "Stationary adapter, which is connected to the optical fiber and electrical cables" shown here
http://atomchip.com/db4/00366/atomchip.com/_uimages/256Mx61.jpg [atomchip.com]
which looks deceptively like an 1/8" stereo connector.
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My favorite is the picture on the very bottom of the page you linked [atomchip.com], showing the "small display on the physical hardware itself".
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Hybrid female connectors are common on Apple products that support both Toslink and analog audio. I've never seen a hybrid male, but it only stands to reason that someone would make one.
-Peter
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Trademark infringement, anyone? (Score:2)
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Codifex
Fools and their money are soon parted (Score:2)
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Hmmm.... (Score:2)
Anyway, as long as we're heaping ridicule on gullible technoidiots who keep falling for the same hype year after year, how did 2007's "Possible Cure For Cancer!" stories here ultimately pan out? Can I take up smoking yet?
Panel of Judges (Score:5, Insightful)
Most of the other half are made up of Salesmen, Journalists, Evangelists and Marketing agents. People who don't know the right end of a lightbulb usually.
I saw maybe 2-3 people in that whole list that *might* have a clue about how technology works.
CES needs to get a new panel of judges who know their stuff. Maybe get some leading professors in the field to come judge? How about senior product "Engineers", you know the people actually making the stuff that ends up in CES?
And now they seem like they're short of money (Score:2)
Maybe because with that site being linked from all over the web, they're going to rake in a carload of money?
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Mmm... Atom Chips... (Score:5, Funny)
Thank you, I'll be here all week! Support your bartender!
A display on a memory chip? (Score:3, Interesting)
[OT] Re:A display on a memory chip? (Score:2, Funny)
When you run the file system on your pc computer, it opens the quantum disk and reads to the LCD on the side for automatic update! Thank you. [Buy Now]
Re:A display on a memory chip? (Score:4, Funny)
Nah, they just treat every memory cell storing a 1 as "used", and every cell storing a 0 as "free".
That calculation's much easier to do with the modest computing power of a USB stick than actual filesystem awareness would be.
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WHOIS Record (Score:5, Informative)
No real surprise here. (Score:3, Interesting)
Blocked AtomChip.com (Score:4, Interesting)
Or porn. Or Liberal Propaganda. I'm just not sure these days.
~Sticky
What a bunch of idiots (Score:3, Insightful)
http://atomchip.com/_wsn/page4.html [atomchip.com]
Welcome to the World of Nanomicrons and Beyond!
wtf is a nanomicron?
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Re:Wow... (Score:4, Interesting)
1. Pony up around $2,500 to "submit" your product for evaluation
2. Pony up another $5,000 when your product is chosen to be a "semi-finalist"
3. Pony up another $7,500 when your product is chosen to be a "finalist"
4. Pony up another $10,000 when you are chosen a winner, to cover "marketing expenses"
5. Profit (for CES and, presumably, you via marketing)
Inside most of the CE industries, CES Innovations awards are ignored - they mean nothing because everyone knows you can buy one. Just if you want the press or marketing exposure (so the BB/CC sales drone can move your product - it's an Award Winner!) it's worth the $$$. If you don't need it, don't pay.
That said, traffic at CES was noticeably down this year. LV wasn't as crowded, the floors were more open, and many areas - like the Venetian and Hilton - had a LOT of empty space. Lots of companies are dropping out of attending CES simply because it's gotten way too expensive to show at, and it simply has lost focus on what made it big back in the day - entertainment CE products.
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Not just Panding! Grantid, too. (Score:4, Interesting)
However a google patents search uncovers an actual patent! [google.com] Which is basically the same, but with more child's sketches, such as one of a transistor, and a page that appears to be practice isometric drawings, and several pages of black & white photoshop cloud noise renderings.
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