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The Ultimate Reset Button
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CowboyNeal
on Sat Jun 02, 2007 10:59 AM
from the no-not-the-cosmic-nullifier dept.
from the no-not-the-cosmic-nullifier dept.
Gary writes "The gigantic red switch looks more like a mushroom straight out of Super Mario. It can be connected easily using two wires and can be activated in any direction. To get rid of the blue screen of death all you have to do is hit it with something (like, a fist)."
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Just amazing (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Just amazing (Score:5, Insightful)
I can't wait to see what innovative tinkerer's project comes next on Slashdot. Maybe an LED with brightness control?
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Computer controlled LED (Score:5, Informative)
Now it's far cheaper to use a microcontroller with pulse-width modulation to guide the LED into it luministic destiny. Get an 8-pin AVR (like the Tiny11) or even a 6-pin PIC microprocessor for less than 50 cents US, preferably one that is in a new surface-mount package much smaller than the LED and fits underneath it. Then write the code that gently awakens the LED from its inner darkness. Be guided in your code by the idea that just as the LED is being raised from its inherent chaotic darkness, so too is man raised from his internal chaotic darkness by the direction and focused energy of Jesus, God, Jehovah, Allah, Buddha, Krishna, Great Spirit, or Whoever (grammar goblins, note the proper capitalization of the indirect pronoun that refers to the deity).
The point is that now it is cheaper to effect a hardware solution with an ultra-cheap microcontroller than it was in the 20th century to do with cheap 555 timers coupled with resistors and caps or to do with TTL clusters. It does require software skills that weren't needed previously. It's a whole new frame of reference for electronic designers. This trend will continue as very fast, (50 MegaHertz system clocks, fast for microcontrollers), very powerful 32-bit microcontrollers with large internal memory continue to fall in price [the 50MHz/32K FlashROM ARM controller has broken the $5 barrier].
Will we ever use a 32-bit microprocessor to control a single LED? Don't laugh too hard. Using a chip that has more internal resources than the original IBM PC to control a few LEDs is not rare now. If some future 128-bit CPU has the ability to be programmed just by talking to it, and it's cheaper than an LED, then why not?
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Error executing error template.
ROFL, even the error generator causes errors.
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Options. (Score:2, Funny)
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Just because they're in the freezer doesn't mean they're not still your parents.
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Then, set the monitor to start a timer once it registers a high enough average acceleration. Set the time for, say, 10 seconds. If you manage to sustain the average acceleration for a long enough time, the monitor will reset the computer for you.
It's not enough to hit something. It's not enough to hit something hard enough. It's only enough to hit something hard enough, repeatedly, for a period of time. Only then will you have worked out your rage. =)
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Link? (Score:2)
Can anyone provide a link to where one can be bought? The blog and linked source blog provide no info, not even a name to Google.
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In addition (Score:5, Informative)
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Some links (Score:3, Informative)
But here is one that would do http://www.automationworld.com/view-3183 [automationworld.com], you can order momentary, locking, with proper contacts. But I agree, ebay would be best for a cheep one. Here is one on ebay with locking key so toddlers don't reset your system http://cgi.ebay.com/E-STOP-MOELLER-RPSR-S-EMERGENC Y-KEY-ENCLOSURE-BOX-NEW_W0QQitemZ300116926899QQihZ 020QQcategoryZ42898QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZVi ewItem [ebay.com]
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Yet another excuse... (Score:4, Funny)
Page was
Re:Yet another excuse... (Score:5, Insightful)
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Unix guys prefer... (Score:5, Funny)
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As to the amount of fun: I remember reading back in the old days of foot-powered sewing machines, a woman who positioned herself just so could be masturbating just from the movements of her leg. So yes, your idea with the pedal *could* be fun for geek girls.
Already down (Score:2)
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the ultimate? (Score:5, Funny)
Reset button indeed. More like LITTLE BLUE LINK OF DEATH.
As always, Mirrordot (Score:5, Informative)
http://mirrordot.com/stories/32d28c3271b0bc44f012
WHACK-A-MOLE (Score:5, Funny)
Funny but stupid (Score:2, Insightful)
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Ok ok! I joke!
Or you could find out how to automatically reboot on blue screen of death [wintipz.com].
Hey!! I have one of these! (Score:4, Informative)
I think we already had these for a couple decades, now...
Two wires? (Score:2)
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I don't know much about emergency stop buttons, but maybe this one is multiple pole and has two for normally closed and the other two close when the button is pushed? For example the NC would complete a circuit for normal operation and the other two would activate an alarm? Otherwise, "I got nothing".
Guard (Score:3, Interesting)
Oops (Score:2, Funny)
Online version (Score:3, Informative)
More impressive (Score:4, Interesting)
I'd be a bit worried about being arrested as a terrorist, if I had one of those in a office, though...
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Fellow Worker: Hey dude, your computer froze up on me
You: Okay, just reset it
FW: How? (Expecting the location of the reset button)
You: Do you see the box on your right? Flip the top switch
FW: Okay...
You: Now flip the bottom one
FW: Okay...you sure this is the reset?
You: Yep, now insert the key on the desk next to it into the keyhole on the left and turn it t
The ultimate GDO (Score:3, Interesting)
Wire this sucker up in your garage instead and you have a very cool looking and very useful garage door opener. I might even replace my door bell with one. Although it would look painfully stupid outside my front door it might give the javahoas and dish network goons second thoughts about pressing my ESO.
Also if your going to bother making a computer reset switch like this I'd damn well make it useful. Instead of taking 5 minutes to wire it to the reset pins on your motherboard...
There should be a watchdog driver to go with it, if it stops sending keep-alives to the switch it should have an option to press itself. It could also light up in different colors or patterns to indicate various error conditions...
Low/No mem, something spinning the cpu, Disk I/O queue full, watchdog failure, drive timeout, network down..etc.
There should be an "enterprise" edition of the same switch only it would be ethernet based using SNMP traps and host MIBs to monitor servers and devices and then issueing reset signals to a managed RPB when pressed.
Is anyone interested in a cell phone that looks like a mineature DHD? The first 100 people who hack the neilson database in order to dramatically improve SG1's ratings get a complimentry DHD phone with lighted chevrons and big red glowing button in the center in their choice of unlocked GSM/UMTS or CDMA models.
what most basement dwellers here really need... (Score:3, Funny)
That's pretty cool, but (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Awesome! (Score:5, Funny)
I don't know about you, but a notable portion of my day is spent responding to users' woes with "Did you try rebooting?" If users learn to reboot their own computers, that would cut the need for us admins in half. This button thingie will lead to mass unemployment. It's evil! Kill it! Kill it!
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