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Mac mini Built Into Wall
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CmdrTaco
on Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:35 AM
from the because-you-can dept.
from the because-you-can dept.
Lilmuckers writes "I have just completed a project to build a Mac mini into the wall of my kitchen. It is hidden and everything works perfectly."
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Real Estate Sure is Expensive these days (Score:3, Insightful)
If space was such a critical factor just get the iMac with the computer built into the monitor. Add a wireless keyboard and wireless mouse and you can store them in a drawer when not needed.
Re:Real Estate Sure is Expensive these days (Score:5, Insightful)
Two things:
1- there's more to space-taking than just the size of an object: put a 6.5 wide object in the middle of a desk, and you may well find it cumbersome, either because you work with large objects on the desk anymore, or because it gets in your way, or whatever. There's also the clutter of cables going to/from it that, in my experience, is much much more anoying than the space taken by the computer.
2 - the guy may have wanted a neat, out-of-sight installation. Sticking your computer into the wall is the definite way of hiding your computer
Just so you know, my computer is hidden in a cupboard, and I have extra-long VGA, keyboard, mouse... cables going to my desk. It really is much cleaner visually, not to mention the lack of noise.
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Re:Real Estate Sure is Expensive these days (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Real Estate Sure is Expensive these days (Score:4, Funny)
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Unix built into a wall at ISCA (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Unix built into a wall at ISCA (Score:5, Interesting)
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Re:Unix built into a wall at ISCA (Score:5, Interesting)
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IBM maintains a nice "legends" page (Score:5, Informative)
http://www-1.ibm.com/servers/eserver/iseries/lege
It also includes the "server" lost behind the wall. The reenactments are cute and somewhat based on "true" stories.
Another set of stories is at...
http://www.iseriesnetwork.com/nodeuk/ukarchive/in
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Re:Unix built into a wall at ISCA (Score:3, Funny)
On a hunch, they rip open the wall
"Hello, can I help you gentlemen?"
"By my calculations the server should have been right about... here"
"What the dickens are you doing in my office?"
"Jones, fetch me a sledgehammer"
"Right away, professor"
"What are you doing.... Noooo!" [crash]
Re:Unix built into a wall at ISCA (Score:2)
Wow, slashdotted already... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Wow, slashdotted already... (Score:2)
Re:Wow, slashdotted already... (Score:4, Funny)
"Sorry, I could not get it ejected from the oven. The entire kitchen was locked up for hours after the iMac server got slashdotted."
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All that work... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:All that work... (Score:3, Insightful)
Underpowered? This thing is in the kitchen, right? What the heck are you doing in your kitchen that a 1GHz+ processor running MacOSX is "underpowered [apple.com]"? Maybe "underpowered for a game rig", maybe "the kitchen is no place for a computer", but combining them? A computer in the kitchen will be used for recipies and e-mail. 1.25GHz is plenty for that. He won't even notice that the hard drive is less than 10k RPM.
Server already heading south... Mirrordot Link (Score:2, Informative)
I did the same with my Dell. (Score:5, Funny)
Also, a hint: If you have a G4 Cube you wish to hide in your kitchen, merely replace the current heating elements in your oven with the ol G4 Cube. It is both sightly and functional this way.
Amiga Lore - Embedded Machinery (Score:5, Funny)
Somewhere in the piles of stuff I have accumulated over the years I have a picture. It's a picture of a picture frame encompassing an internal floppy drive embedded in the drywall behind it.
The story goes that an engineer was up all hours of the night trying to debug a problem with his new floppy drive circuitry. After hours and hours of fruitless troubleshooting, he discovered that the problem wasn't with the circuitry, it was with the drive itself. The frustrated engineer picked up said floppy drive and whipped it at the wall - where it became one with it. The picture frame was later added for decoration.
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It's not built into the kitchen... (Score:4, Insightful)
This isn't innovative at all.
Re:It's not built into the kitchen... (Score:2)
Re:It's not built into the kitchen... (Score:4, Funny)
Just the wires are. The MAC is under the cabinent.
Actually, the MAC is inside the case, on the network card. The Mac is under the cabinet. (Well, OK, technically the MAC is inside the Mac, so the MAC is also under the cabinet, but still.)
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And I... (Score:4, Funny)
Seems to be surviving the /,-ing (Score:3, Informative)
Manta
Re:Seems to be surviving the /,-ing (Score:3, Informative)
Arrrrrrrg (Score:5, Informative)
Here [Next] is [Next] my [Next] Mac [Next] Mini [Next] in [Next] a [Next] wall.
For everyone who just wants to skip to the chase and see "a Mac Mini in someone's kitchen wall", which is what I wanted to see (not pictures of an effing butter knife [caffeine-junkies.com])...completed Mini in the wall [caffeine-junkies.com].
Also, I think the entire W3C group has a simultaneous conniption with the author's use of "Clicky" to note an image that is also a link. That's the purpose, astoundingly, of a BLUE BORDER around an image...along with the cursor change, the tool tip, AND the display of a URL in the bottom of the browser window. I think it's probably worse than the usual "to see a picture of me and a llama, click here. To find out more about llamas, click here."
I know I had a conniption, thanks to the atrocious grammar....
Re:Arrrrrrrg (Score:4, Insightful)
Wrapping yourself in anti-MS/anti-IE leetness and promptly do the website wrong anyhow seems to be getting alarmingly common.
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Much ado about... (Score:3, Insightful)
I was expecting to see something beautifully plugged into the wall like an ATM or whatnot, but this just looks like a regular computer. If he'd just put the Mac Mini under the table it'd look the same. Haha.
Re:Much ado about... (Score:3, Interesting)
I was just thinking last night of doing the same (Score:2)
Re:I was just thinking last night of doing the sam (Score:4, Interesting)
If you are going to use it with the mac mini, you might consider attaching the mac mini itself to the back of the display. If you use a wall bracket to mount the display to the wall, there would be sufficient space. You can bolt a piece of metal between the monitor and the mounting bracket to serve as a mounting plate for the mac mini.
Incidentally, as far as choice of computer goes.. the mac mini will drive the display fine at native resolution (so long as you use the DVI 1 input) and is a fairly cheap alternative way to watch DVD at 1080p, as an external scaler capable of doing this runs about $2000. It also makes a great display for photo slideshows as the resolution is fantastic.
It's also worth noting that the display itself has a pretty decent scaler in it as well. If you attach a decent progressive scan player to the screen via component, the picture you get will be very good - I found it's at least as good as the picture from the powerbook playing a DVD.
The one drawback for using a mac mini on this display is that you won't have anywhere close to the horsepower needed to play any HD content. I doubt the mini is capable of playing 1080i MPEG2 TS much less H.264 at 720p or 1080p. My powerbook is a 1.4ghz G4 like the mini though, and I have an HDV camcorder that I can get 1080i MPEG2 TS from, so if you want to know the results of my testing on the mac's ability to do MPEG2 HD, drop me a line.
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Re:I was just thinking last night of doing the sam (Score:3, Informative)
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Small, but not water proof (Score:4, Insightful)
Solution (Score:4, Funny)
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Mac Mini Built Into Wall (Score:5, Funny)
Lets' assume this one is really *in* the wall (Score:2)
MacMini's are wonderfull machines (Score:2)
Re:MacMini's are wonderfull machines ..(sometimes) (Score:3, Interesting)
pickup a big enough LCD monitor and it could easily be your wireless multimedia center for TV, dvd movies, and internet surfing in the living room.
Did it mention the power consumption of the entire unit
Goatse warning!!!!! (Score:4, Funny)
Mac Mini enclosure the size of a house (Score:2)
Somebody call the fire department (Score:3, Funny)
Another use of a mac mini: in the bathroom! (Score:5, Funny)
http://www.w3sh.com/archives/2005/05/enfin_un_bon
Coral cache (Score:3, Informative)
Yeah, I did this too. (Score:3, Funny)
Problem solved! Next!
Why not just buy an iMac? (Score:4, Interesting)
He could have taped one of the firewire TV tuners to the back of it for the TV function (or streamed it over the LAN from some location with better reception than the kitchen).
Awful website. (Score:3, Informative)
Not only do they claim that the site is not compatible with IE (which renders it fine) But they claim that the website is w3 compliant.
After the page loads I get a nice JavaScript error, and also decided to check the w3 validator [w3.org] and found 24 errors, not making the website compliant.
If your going to complain about " standard compliant browsers" you should at least make your site compliant to THE standards you claim to enforce.
For the love of God Montressor!! (Score:3, Funny)
nice idea but a few issues (Score:3, Informative)
he used a bus powered hub for all the USB ports, frankly i'm surprised he made the dvd drive work on that at all and he himself admitted that it didn't work on the usb hub with the new led connected.
also he doesn't mention the power of the heater but i wonder if he has thought about the rating of the wall socket that he has connected everything to. some heaters basically use up the entire rating of a standard 13A socket.
What makes it all very funny... (Score:5, Insightful)
- This quote: "Since the Mac is designed in america, it's most convenient to measure it in their units, Imperial units, goodness knows why they can't use SI units like the rest of the world, probably their bias against the french."
(Hahaha. He has a point.)
- This picture: http://www.caffeine-junkies.com/images/articles/i
Just screams out 'M-m-m-mac mini!'
He should've scrawled labels on it with black marker pen...
- The whole "I'm so cool, I own a computer made by Apple Macintosh" (it's Apple, retard), "and I openly show how much I hate IE" (annoying) and "Let's deliberately get to a stage where I have to test it's still working as an excuse to show an Apple desktop" thing he has going.
- This unnecessary comment: "NOTE FOR LAYMEN: it's imperitive that the wires for the LED are kept the same way around, because an LED is just that, a DIODE, and thus it will only work if the current is going one way."
Well, no shit Sherlock! I'm glad your university degree taught you *something*. Personally I learned that in Science class at about age 12.
- The excessive use of CAT5 for everything just to look cool to a Slashdot audience. Ironically, ends up looking a complete pratt by using a patch cable *outside* of the wall. I have no words!
- At the end of the day, all he did was plonk the Mini on the floor and create a wall-mounted port replicator, and even end up wasting money on an external optical drive!
Got to love it. You have to be sorry for him, he's obviously just trying to look cool. He's also fallen for the old pitfall of obsessing so much about solving a challenge that didn't even exist, he ended up creating more problems and overcomplicating the whole thing. But it's so funny.
Re:That's easy (Score:2, Funny)
Parent right on the money! (Score:3, Insightful)
Yay, your code is standards compliant. Good for you. If you're that worried about complaining IE users, you obviously don't know how to code a standards-compliant website that doesn't break non-compliant browsers. So good of you to publicly reveal your web programming short